How can I move to the UK?

Hello,

This is my first post so forgive me if I do something wrong. Long story short, I met someone online, hold your judgement for later, and we now think of each other as family. She is like a sister to me and I am like a brother to her. I don't truly have family here. I do have family but they aren't my real family if that makes any sense. I would like to move to the UK one day soon to be with my real none-biological family. If you have any idea of what I am talking about then you would know that being separated from your true family is very hard to deal with. The problem is that not only do I live in America, but I am also an unskilled worker. I have no desire to get married. There is no way I could become a skilled worker any time soon. I do not have any relatives there. I want to get my citizenship on day so studying there is out too. So, basically I am finding out that there is no chance of ever being with my family. (There is more than one in this family by the way. All none-biological.) However I refuse to give up on being with them one day. Does anyone reading this has any idea how I can move there with my limitations? Has anyone else done this before? I don't want to do anything illegal because I actually want to stay there and not get deported one day. There has to be a way to move there. I can't tell you how much I want to be with them. Please, if you have any ideas on how to help me please let me know.

Thank you

Not possible. You have outlined the only three ways to move to the UK...