Re: Limited company director do I need to pay tax?

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:
You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of entry?

Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip.

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

india143 wrote:Hi Everyone,
Can someone please advise on my below query; I was sole trader in first 2 yrs. of HSMP and then currently on Tier-1 as director of limited company. I will be applying for ILR in Nov 2013; I haven’t paid taxes for all the 5 yrs. I have always filed/declared returns of my taxes, also spoken to HMRC to set-up a direct debit to pay all my taxes.

When I will apply for ILR I will still owe tax can someone please confirm what are my chances of getting ILR. Also if anyone had any similar situation please let me know.

Many thanks

Please share with me also how you got away for 5 years without paying taxes. Because even after paying full taxes many of us are now being treated like dogs by HO and Conservatives, at least if they don't give you ILR you will have the satisfaction of giving them the middle finger in return.

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:
Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip.

When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.[/quote]

Where have you gone? I do not want to disappoint you by accepting an offer from one of the other gents with immigration troubles.

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.[/quote]

Me and you make a video, or you and your ex wife?

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?

Only when having a Pot Noodle

Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?

If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrong

I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]

I am sorry, I have heard bad stories of people engaging in amorous activities with their cleaner, I cannot take the risk so for that reason I am out[/quote]

No please. She is so messed up by reassignment surgery that such activities are not possible for her. We can make a video together as evidence for Immigration.[/quote]

Me and you make a video, or you and your ex wife?[/quote]

My precious Bobby, you are back. Me and you of course. It is important evidence for Immigration that our partnership is genuine.

NorthernLadUK wrote:
My precious Bobby, you are back. Me and you of course. It is important evidence for Immigration that our partnership is genuine.

Are you a giver or a taker?

Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:

NorthernLadUK wrote:
My precious Bobby, you are back. Me and you of course. It is important evidence for Immigration that our partnership is genuine.

Are you a giver or a taker?

There must be give and take in any relationship.

Bobby, Bobby, why have you left me? Oh, Bobby, I will never forget these precious hours when we started to forge a life together. But perhaps Fate does not smile on us. Oh, Bobby, look after yourselves always.

Is there any other generous gent (or lady - I am open minded) who is in need of a visa. But you must be gentle and understanding as my heart will always belong to my Bobby.