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You stupid, stupid, stupid man. Do you think we do not pay tax here? Did you assume it would be free.india143 wrote:Hi Everyone,
Can someone please advise on my below query; I was sole trader in first 2 yrs. of HSMP and then currently on Tier-1 as director of limited company. I will be applying for ILR in Nov 2013; I haven’t paid taxes for all the 5 yrs. I have always filed/declared returns of my taxes, also spoken to HMRC to set-up a direct debit to pay all my taxes.
When I will apply for ILR I will still owe tax can someone please confirm what are my chances of getting ILR. Also if anyone had any similar situation please let me know.
Many thanks
OldHack wrote:You stupid, stupid, stupid man. Do you think we do not pay tax here? Did you assume it would be free.india143 wrote:Hi Everyone,
Can someone please advise on my below query; I was sole trader in first 2 yrs. of HSMP and then currently on Tier-1 as director of limited company. I will be applying for ILR in Nov 2013; I haven’t paid taxes for all the 5 yrs. I have always filed/declared returns of my taxes, also spoken to HMRC to set-up a direct debit to pay all my taxes.
When I will apply for ILR I will still owe tax can someone please confirm what are my chances of getting ILR. Also if anyone had any similar situation please let me know.
Many thanks
You have more chance of Annapurna and Gannesh getting all karma sutra with Durga than getting ILR
I know you're new on the forum, but please post with respect.OldHack wrote:You stupid, stupid, stupid man. Do you think we do not pay tax here? Did you assume it would be free.india143 wrote:Hi Everyone,
Can someone please advise on my below query; I was sole trader in first 2 yrs. of HSMP and then currently on Tier-1 as director of limited company. I will be applying for ILR in Nov 2013; I haven’t paid taxes for all the 5 yrs. I have always filed/declared returns of my taxes, also spoken to HMRC to set-up a direct debit to pay all my taxes.
When I will apply for ILR I will still owe tax can someone please confirm what are my chances of getting ILR. Also if anyone had any similar situation please let me know.
Many thanks
You have more chance of Annapurna and Gannesh getting all karma sutra with Durga than getting ILR
Make gift of money to offical in lieu of taxes owed, much cheapness and ILR come plenty quicklyindia143 wrote:Hi Everyone,
Can someone please advise on my below query; I was sole trader in first 2 yrs. of HSMP and then currently on Tier-1 as director of limited company. I will be applying for ILR in Nov 2013; I haven’t paid taxes for all the 5 yrs. I have always filed/declared returns of my taxes, also spoken to HMRC to set-up a direct debit to pay all my taxes.
When I will apply for ILR I will still owe tax can someone please confirm what are my chances of getting ILR. Also if anyone had any similar situation please let me know.
Many thanks
Is this a viable approach? I have many daughters that could be used if soNorthernLadUK wrote:I don't know much about tax, but I'm down on my luck at the moment and am about to undergo some major surgery, so could do with a break. I would be more than willing to enter into an arrangement that could lead to a civil partnership if that might ease the other gent's predicament.
But I have a UK passport so can solve the other poster's visa problems if he can be generous with my own difficulties.Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Is this a viable approach? I have many daughters that could be used if soNorthernLadUK wrote:I don't know much about tax, but I'm down on my luck at the moment and am about to undergo some major surgery, so could do with a break. I would be more than willing to enter into an arrangement that could lead to a civil partnership if that might ease the other gent's predicament.
Are you sure you are cut out for this?NorthernLadUK wrote:But I have a UK passport so can solve the other poster's visa problems if he can be generous with my own difficulties.Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Is this a viable approach? I have many daughters that could be used if soNorthernLadUK wrote:I don't know much about tax, but I'm down on my luck at the moment and am about to undergo some major surgery, so could do with a break. I would be more than willing to enter into an arrangement that could lead to a civil partnership if that might ease the other gent's predicament.
You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of entry?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Are you sure you are cut out for this?NorthernLadUK wrote:But I have a UK passport so can solve the other poster's visa problems if he can be generous with my own difficulties.Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Is this a viable approach? I have many daughters that could be used if soNorthernLadUK wrote:I don't know much about tax, but I'm down on my luck at the moment and am about to undergo some major surgery, so could do with a break. I would be more than willing to enter into an arrangement that could lead to a civil partnership if that might ease the other gent's predicament.
Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip.NorthernLadUK wrote:You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of entry?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Are you sure you are cut out for this?NorthernLadUK wrote:But I have a UK passport so can solve the other poster's visa problems if he can be generous with my own difficulties.Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:
Is this a viable approach? I have many daughters that could be used if so
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip.NorthernLadUK wrote:You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of entry?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Are you sure you are cut out for this?NorthernLadUK wrote:
But I have a UK passport so can solve the other poster's visa problems if he can be generous with my own difficulties.
Only when having a Pot NoodleNorthernLadUK wrote:When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip.NorthernLadUK wrote:You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of entry?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:
Are you sure you are cut out for this?
Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Only when having a Pot NoodleNorthernLadUK wrote:When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip.NorthernLadUK wrote:
You seem like a nice gent. Are you looking for a visa and rights of entry?
Please share with me also how you got away for 5 years without paying taxes. Because even after paying full taxes many of us are now being treated like dogs by HO and Conservatives, at least if they don't give you ILR you will have the satisfaction of giving them the middle finger in return.india143 wrote:Hi Everyone,
Can someone please advise on my below query; I was sole trader in first 2 yrs. of HSMP and then currently on Tier-1 as director of limited company. I will be applying for ILR in Nov 2013; I haven’t paid taxes for all the 5 yrs. I have always filed/declared returns of my taxes, also spoken to HMRC to set-up a direct debit to pay all my taxes.
When I will apply for ILR I will still owe tax can someone please confirm what are my chances of getting ILR. Also if anyone had any similar situation please let me know.
Many thanks
If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrongNorthernLadUK wrote:Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Only when having a Pot NoodleNorthernLadUK wrote:When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:
Yes lets start with the visa and then negotiate right of entry when we know each other more, my interests are films about gladiators, bleeding radiators, eating chutney with a spoon and my favorite flower is the tulip.
I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrongNorthernLadUK wrote:Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?Bob Shawadiwadi wrote:Only when having a Pot NoodleNorthernLadUK wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?
I am trying to get a mental picture of our life together. It sounds like you may be the kind of gent who would spray tulips all over our house. First I must divorce my wife, but she has been good to me. Could we keep her on as a domestic maid?[/quote]NorthernLadUK wrote:If you think I will use hands you are doing it wrongBob Shawadiwadi wrote:Are you a new entrant? If so, I can see if I can grease some palms to make your first entry as painless as possible?NorthernLadUK wrote:Only when having a Pot NoodleBob Shawadiwadi wrote:
When you have licked the chutney spoon, do you put it back in?